Revenge Club

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32 Old Steine
The Lanes
East Sussex

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An only if club....




Well Revenge is a toughy to review, because it depends on what your looking for/how drunk you are on the night.Either way no matter what your there for or even how drunk you are you cant get away from...*The immediate smell of babywipes when you enter the club*The £7 entry fee onna saturday night*The (as the other review states) sticky carpets...walls, chairs , even afew people*The and i cant stress this any harder, the disgusting toilets/ the smell of pee even if your 20 metres away from the toilets*The employees, although friendly, look as though they are about to jump off a cliff as soon as they leave work.*The general grossness of it all....BUT!!!If you can see past those things, the people who go are very friendly, theres no snobby grubby kids there, everyones just having a good time.The music is on 2 floors, the one i spent most of the evening was the 1st floor where they played terrible remixed dance pop chart hits. These things are the clubs saving grace.I will try this club again full well knowing that this review is the night il get again.

A User - 05/12/2008 | report this review

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Club Revenge - October 2008




What can I say? This is a real flea pit of a club, way past it's sell by date and should have been gutted and re-done years ago..Sticky carpets, dated decor (I mean it took them nearly 18 months to paint over the big holes where the ashtrays used to be mounted on the walls) - not seen a lick of paint in donkeys years....All you need now is Del Boi to prop up the bar some nights and it'd look like a tacky sarf-London boozer!Really is the pits, and like some websites say "gay clubs can be crap, but nobody does crap like Revenge!"...People need to bombard Revenge's website and tell em to clean up this stinky pit of a club!Don't go, unless it's on a cheap night when it's passibly busy, forget Fridays though, their tacky drag act is ABYSMAL / DATED / NOT FUNNY / PREDICTABLE / INCREDIBLY BORING!!! Need I say more?Some nights are passable, Friday is absolute tosh!

A User - 07/10/2008 | report this review

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