Grumbles Restaurant Ltd
Restaurant - English in London
35 Churton Street
London
SW1V 2LT
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I blame myself. I should have known that drawing attention to my recent run of what I will call, for want of a better word, "luck" with budget restaurants that I was only setting myself up for a fall. But then complacency is never a good thing, and having an unpleasant dose of reality does occasionally help give you a sense of perspective. In other words, it will be a lot easier to count my blessings at the end of the next bad meal knowing that, all said and done, at least I'm not eating at Grumbles.Things started going downhill almost the moment we were set down, antisocially close to diners on either side of our pokey table. Finding nothing of particular interest on the laminated main menu, I found myself browsing the specials, which listed items such as Aylesbury duckling and swordfish steak, but at prices more suited to grander surroundings - £16.25 for example, for the duck. Thinking they must have something to brag about in charging that price, I threw caution to the wind and ordered it. What arrived was a sad lump of boiled broccoli, a huge anaemic slab of duck, cooked through to fatty grey oblivion, and a little stack of salty fried potato cake. It wasn't anywhere near as good as the duck and orange dish I was served at the Spaghetti House in Tufnell Park back in March, and cost more than twice the price. There was no excuse for it.Having skipped starters with the intention of trying desserts for a change, I was therefore left with a decision to make. Should I give Grumbles the benefit of the doubt and soldier gamely on, or cut my losses and have dessert at home? I let my gaze wander to the open kitchen, where a grubby-looking chef was slumped next to a microwave, head in his arms as some unfortunate diner's meal rotated quietly beside him. The 'ping' as the timer ran out roused him just enough to shovel it onto a plate and to the pass, then he went gratefully back to sleep. It would all look like a scene from Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares were it not for the fact that the place was so inexplicably popular - they were turning people away by the time we were halfway through our dinners. Maybe it is after all possible to build a viable restaurant business by relying solely upon tourists and idiots. I necked the rest of my house red and waved for the bill.It's not that Grumbles is the worst meal I've ever had, or even had this year. No, that accolade is held by Boyago and I don't see it being toppled any time soon. But by serving such a mediocre meal, charging near top-end restaurant prices and having the nerve to slap on a £1 cover charge (as if I needed any more reasons to hate the place), it is doing just about everything wrong.
A User - 04/08/2008 | report this review
Shhh
Alright. I'll tell you just get that light outta my face.Grumbles is tiny and they fit twice as many people in there as maybe they should. And you can smoke - at least for another winter. And I don't any more.But, no actually BUT, they make some tasty food. And it is packed every night of the week. They do not need to advertise nor do they need me to extoll the virtues of the steak, or rack of lamb or the seabass (or anything else cooked in that favourite style of mine 'ecclectic british-french fusion', or 'modern classic' or as I like to refer to it 'with lots of butter'). Best midweek (sans theatre-goers or tourists).House wine is absolutely fine; an excellent glugging wine (in white or red).Not super cheap but not super expensive. Buttery. Mmm. See pic because it doesn't look like much from the outside; or the inside for that matter. Get a table downstairs if you can. And for God's sake book - its really busy...
A User - 09/09/2006 | report this review
Eat French cuisine for not sacry prices.
This restaurant is amazing. I loved it. I had a great dinner. I was really looking for a restaurant where I could go to have lunch or dinner, but something different, you know. And I saw Grumbles and I said: why not? French cuisine is fine. And I did. Great. So if you want to have a great dinner, just go for a walk round there and visit them. You won't forget.
Victor Jorde - 01/09/2006 | report this review
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