Nightclubs in Chelmsford
51-53 Viaduct Road
Firstly there are no other clubs to compare in Chelmsford, so by default it is both the best and worst in town. It compares favourably to other East Anglian lap dancing clubs, good value, free entry early on, pleasant enough girls and staff. Obviously it will not compare in class to the London venues, but then to party there is to run the gauntlet of aggressive and obtuse staff, sky high pricing and scams. If you want a lager at a fair price, and a fun dance for a tenner from a friendly girl, this comes recommended. With reference to the 1 star review below; although it would be difficult to prove, I met a club promoter who was boasting how he'd posted crap ratings on the clubs he didn't work with (and good ones for his own). It wouldn't surprise me if this was his work, especially as he found nothing positive at all to say. I have no affinity to Cave, and it is at the budget end of the market, but they've never sold warm beer to anyone I know, and it's known for being friendly and cheap. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but the girls are of the same standard as the other Essex stripclubs, I know many of them work in the rival clubs anyway! So I think his review was at best misleading and perhaps even malicious. If he wants a wider range of beers I can recommend a very cosy real ale pub!
Ollie Ol - 19/11/2010 | report this review
Clearly the bloke who typed his review is yet to realise that not everyone has the same taste in women! Been here twice, Im FEMALE, with partner and kids and went along with friends and had a lovely private dance from a beautiful girl who is my fave. Its a nice friendly relaxed place, not overdone and not totally crap. Cheap drinks friendly people. Obviously the other reviewer couldnt afford the ten pounds for a private dance!
A User - 09/04/2009 | report this review
I've been here a few times. Clearly it's for the hope of seeing some good looking women, but each time I go, I always wonder why I've come back. It's down to peer pressure from people I'm out with I guess.The beers are limited. I went there 14th Jun 08 and found the lager to be fairly warm and flat. When notifying staff of this, they didn't seem to care much as they'd got my money for the drinks. Crap, unfriendly service. They don't give a toss.Basically I wouldn't rate this place that highly at all. You're better off steering clear and taking your money elsewhere. ps. Not that "Bamboo" place next door either! That is equally awful, but I won't get started on that!
A User - 10/06/2008 | report this review
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